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Now available on t-shirts and coffee mugs, the Christian Slater GropeGate Docket is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life:

NEW YORK Criminal Court
Docket 2005NY038249
Defendant SLATER, CHRISTIAN M
Law Code and Code Section/Subsection
PL 130.52 00

*** TOP CHARGE ***
Charge Detail
AM, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
Description: FORCIBLE TOUCHING

Law Code and Code Section/Subsection
PL 130.55 00

Charge Detail
BM, 1 count, Arrest charge, Arraignment charge
Description: SEXUAL ABUSE 3RD

Order early and receive a commemorative "Forcible Touching" trucker hat, just in time for his July 14th hearing!