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Well, Caridee may have won the competition, but Melrose won the real prize. If that's a prize. Who wants to be the one to tell her that he's not really an agent?
Jeremy Piven's Double Date Juggling Act [Defamer]
Jeremy Piven Makes Out With America's Second To Top Model
5:45 PM on Tue Jan 16 2007
By Emily Gould
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Yo, what up with that wonky eye?
Is it just me or do they make the perfect couple?
it's just you.
Is it just me, or does Jeremy Piven have convincing hair plugs?
Also, did he hug it out with that bitch?
I think she went to the Paris Hilton School of "That's Hot."
She's a fiercely competitive wack job, while he's... come to think of it, I bet they'll get along just fine.
I noticed the eye straight off too; he seems familiar with dipping snuff
Wow, she must be really short. He's like 5'3", isn't he?
I don't know, but is his tie a magician's scarf?
Psst... Gawker, can we get some dirt (no DRRT) on the Cusack-Piven vague feud?
Who wants to be the one to tell her that he's not really an agent?
Who's going to be the one to tell Jeremy she's not a real model?
Jeremy Piven makes out with everyone. Next.
I'm sure she got the Meet the Mom part out of the way early.
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