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Does the book talk about that weird month when she had that enormous gun affixed to her stump?

I have no idea what Cindy is talking about...but it sounds really romantic.

"Heather is a f - - -ing liar. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs."

HAH. That's good comedy, right there.

This reminds me of that Amy Poehler character on the dating reality show skit who has one leg and and bad gas and thinks she's totally hot.

i'm stumped.

So that leg thing is why she gave up johns for bedpans?

Call IT.... Cindy Adams is malfunctioning again.

I had this weird thought today that Benazir Bhutto is turning into the Heather Mills of politicians -- calling NPR to say she'd asked the troops outside her house why they weren't off searching for Bin Laden.

I dated this guy whose girlfriend previous to me only had one leg. And I kept trying to find out what it was like and he kept saying that he didn't really think about it, even in bed. And while that made him a really good guy, I find it hard to believe there is no adjustment period for having sex with a person who is missing a limb. I guess what I'm trying to say is can't somebody tell me what it's like to sleep with a one-legged girl?

Heather Mills is the ideal reason to have land mines, not get rid of them.

Now Cindy, you know I don't speak spastic.

@collegecallgirl: In my experience, it's hilarious.

Never marry a woman who swims in circles, I like to say.

@collegecallgirl: I'd tell you what it's like to sleep with a no-legged girl, but my attorney informs me that I should not until the trial is over.

That Heather Mills is such a slut.

I mean, she never could keep her legs together.

In the textbook-sized "Guide to Getting it On", which I've been borrowing from a friend for oh, three years or so, there's an entire chapter on how to fuck the disabled. ... Is disabled PC anymore? Should it be the differently-abled? Oh fuck it. Anyway, there's a section on how to screw gimps and tards.
And there are pictures. If you're interested.

@collegecallgirl: i know more about three-legged men. sorry.

@collegecallgirl: I've heard that it takes some getting used to, because you keep going around in circles on the bed.

I don't think she has a leg to stand on.

Eileen

@AndSheSaid: jeeeaaalous?

Her lawsuit has a one-legged man's chance in an ass-kicking contest.

Irene

I bet she's fun to do the hokey pokey with...you put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you put your right leg in..

@collegecallgirl: The only difference is you need a couple of phone books for, uh, doggy. So, you keep one old phone book when the new one comes, instead of recycling it.

@BalknChain: that's what it's all about.

I really hope Paul stole her leg and hid it before he threw her out. Or uses it as his mike stand.

@CherriSpryte: it's crips, thank you.