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I had a roommate who would play the oompa loompa whistle at 3am while I was asleep, just to freak me out. Then one day, I made some kid dress up like one and wake her up...she never played it anymore :)

Creepy...

Page Six fact-checkers?

all in a day's work huh paula

Oh, good, I'm not the only one seeing Oompa Loompahs today.

a shot at love with paula froelich

The little people only seem drunk. That way, we bigs will drop our guard and next thing you know all of our doorknobs will only be, like, two feet off the ground.

Just don't ask Richard Johnson to show you the chocolate river.

$20 says that report was sent in by Dunleavy and that Paula hasn't even been to the office today.

"And then Richard Johnson licked the wall and exclaimed: 'The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!'"

Sure it wasn't Julia Allison?

Red and Green faces is an elf costume. Not Oompa Loompa. Big shocker, page six informant mixed up.

I hope Paula's not turning violet, Violet!

I want a goose that lays gold eggs for Easter! 100 a day! And by the way...

How can she tell?

That what she gets for shopping on her lunch hour.
Who hasn't had a drunk Macy's elf try to use her as a human shield while trying to escape Santaland?

oh, they're just for the daily 5pm midget toss. doi.

ps, does anyone have an extra sombrero?

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Don't touch the Froelich's nuts!

It is Thursday already? Man, you should see what they do on Fridays-- it's orgiastic.

Pfft. Oompa-Loompas are the hot new Christmas accessory. They distract everyone from your own stupid drunken antics.

They're tres joli, but are they seaworthy?

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was it better when I thought this was a fake? Or am I just bitter because the best thing that happened here was free ding dongs?

@wonky: my hero