Stop reading now if you really don't want to know. Seriously, we're not going to tolerate any hatemail from you queens who couldn't resist reading.

We're hearing — and we mean that literally, as our Bryant Park spies just overheard the following information — that the winner of the latest season of Project Runway (as secretly decided during the Fashion Week festivities) is Nick.

We may very well be wrong, but we do know Nick was seen at the tents, just now, quietly saying he had won. Could be a load of crap, could be totally true. Either way, we've not seen a single episode this season.

Update: Yep, load of crap. Thank you, super-obsessive reality television fashionistas and fans. You just set a record for the most corrective email in the shortest span of time, and you're freaking us out a little bit.

Project Runway 2 [Bravo]

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