Actually, I encourage people who want to shoot themselves after thirty to knock themselves out.

was TAN absent last week 'cause he was getting that adorable chin dimple installed? or am i just noticing it now?

I can see the Lohan/Hilton taste test being the Coke/Pepsi war of the early 21st century.

@kjc9: It's like the Madonna-Kylie battle, but for straight men.

okay so i live in vegas and they have a HUGE billboard up right now touting her 21st bday party at Pure Nightclub. I guess the party still on even if the drinks aren't free?

That 30 year needs to get her friggin' depends out of a bunch.

Osama Bin Laden? Assimilated negro, please.

paris hilton is classier than lindsay lohan. wow. quite an indicative statement.

I want to punch this video in its stupid face.

How could you say no to either?
Nothing like drunken, addicted fame-whores...
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@josh speed: It's always been there, and pretty much the main reason I watch these.

Hey, was that TAN's brother at the end? Looked just like him.

@Casey: i think the drinks will still be free for some... apparently a vodka company is sponsoring it, no?

I can agree with the 30 yr-old if she's referring to how, after a certain age, the word hangover comes to have a whole other meaning where you might wish for death's brow-cooling embrace. That said, it's Friday and I can't wait to start drinking. Woo hoo!

@rchick: they backed out after the whole DUI/coke thing. booze+coke=cocaethylene=yay! heart attacks!

@Sally Tomato: how could you tell? i mean, they all DO look just alike.

@aisatsana: Not sure where you get your information but I have a pretty good idea that's not always true. Not by a long shot.

I live in Vegas also and that billboard has always made wonder, well I guess I mean lately as its only been there a bit.....ah shit.

I'll be quite disappointed if I don't get to see that coked out Slim-Jim mascot crash her own party. I've always wanted to hit on the perpetually orbiting you see.

@Tenno: agreed. i will be in vegas on lindsay's birthday. that bitch better pull a britney soon and bounce the fuck out of Promises.

i mean, i TOTALLY want her to get better come August....really.

@the cajun boy: If I had your cell number, I could've texted you about how offended I was by that to complete the joke.

TAN always had that delicious little dimple, he is very cute, though I've never seen him from the neck down.