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Today, with little fanfare, Columbia Pictures releases the emotionally restrained art house film Spider-Man 3. ("The actors are unconscious. The writing is barely legible," raved Rex Reed.) We sent The Assimilated Negro and Richard Blakeley to see if the public is super-stoked for the cinema this weekend.
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3:28 PM on Fri May 4 2007
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Blakeley, seriously - no one gives a shit.
Hey Rex Reed:
1) There's no such thing as a "second sequel".
2) "The writing is barely legible". Well, it's a good thing the actors are speaking, then.
According to Rex Reed, who is also named after a marvel comic book character, "You just stare at it, as you might a great big exploding pile of cow manure."
Yes, in fact that's exactly what I do in the presence of exploding excretions.
If I wanted to see some shitty photographer traipse around Manhattan in a spandex jumpsuit, I'd wait outside The Cock for about ten minutes.
well...are you guys gay?
I saw Spiderman today and it was Bret Ratnerized i.e ruined. What a total waste of time and money...And Peter Parker looked like Hitler without a mouthstache...
Is it possible for Rex Reed to be a bigger twat?
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