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Because the few moments before your weekend begins are usually the longest minutes of your life, a handy time-waster courtesy of a reader:

I just had to call Fox News. Their hold music is actually George Bush giving a speech about Ronald Reagan. He tells all these boring anecdotes about Nancy writing on Air Force One stationary, etc. What blatant asslicking...I feel slightly dirty right now!

For a good time, call 212-301-3000. $4.50 the first minute, $2.95 for each additional minute.