Out Magazine, was that a joke?

Okay, fuck it, I quit, too.

Ne pas aller!

Shit, can I have your job? I have a thing for really bad sweaters.

So the tattoo is real. That leaves emotionally manipulative, or premature ejaculator?

@SylviaPlathWasFramed: Second.

Will you do at least ONE more video with Sheila before you go?

The glove must not have fit.

I'm in London and I'm a lady. Hello thar!

I think the tat's a bit Steve-o but Godspeed...

The tat's a bit Steve-o but Godspeed.

Sorry - my computer is owned by Eliot Spitzer.

All right Josh, the naked back plus the Blake reference skirts the border of braggy douche territory. Breathe, man. Breathe.

And a Happy Holiday to you, too. Forget your myrrh?

Seriously, Good Luck!

Why do I suspect some endearing editor-commenter love in bloom?

The story will totally give that Moberg dude a run for his money.

Josh! Tu me manqueras! (tear)

@Pope John Peeps II: Josh is heading to the gym in 26 minutes.

@karion: I totally concur. Good luck you crazy kids! Remember that white tees and white jeans are the new hotness in Lon-don, Lon-don, Lon-don.

@PimpMyCouch:

Tish, Josh, Tosh, I love it when you speak French!

[pollyvousfrancais.blogspot.com]

Ne me quitte pas
Il faut oublier
Tout peut s'oublier
Qui s'enfuit deja
Oublier le temps
Des malentendus
Et le temps perdu
A savoir comment
Oublier ces heures
Qui tuaient parfois
A coups de pourquoi
Le coeur du bonheur

[www.lyricsondemand.com]

This is awkward. I too am going to London to "make a go of it" with a "gentleman" in January. Is sex-tourism to the UK the new "go fuck yourself"?

"Je te quitte"
"Moi non plus"

Piping down
the valleys wild
piping songs of pleasant glee...

Yeah, sorry I'm a Blake nerd too (though remembering a happier Gawker time with the quote).

@Hez: So it's YOU who are taking Joshua from us.

@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Not unless Josh has stolen the identity (and ethnicity) of a guy I knew in high school. For alas, I am promised to another...

@karion: If so, I so called it months ago when Josh had that clumsy date at some overpriced boite and earned teh sneers of teh Wintour.

No, I am Spartacus!

I am going to miss taking topless photos of you in the bathroom at Gawker HQ with your iPhone.

@Seeräuber Jenny: I heart you.

À M. Stein: Tu me manqueras. C'étais un vraiment plaisir de lire tes écrits jour après jour. Bonne chance avec tous de tes rêves!

Bonne chance, Josh! J'espère que tu vas bien.

O rage! O desespoir!

OK, not really. Good luck with things.

London & a lady? Brilliant. Best.

Please bring bring sexy back!!

Wow, that looks nothing like Serge.