Oh my god . . .the humanity!

She must be a terrible kisser--all that teeth clenching.

It's times like this when I wonder why I bought a high definition TV. This is going to be more softly lit than a prom night hotel room.

Couric SHOULD be getting this type of interview, right? I mean, I saw Hilary Clinton on EXTRA last night. (And trust me. I was like "whaaaaaaaaa!")

What a "get." No one has ever done a one-on-one with Hillary before. I wonder what Katie will ask?

"Do you like this jacket?"

"Mm. I do. It's very nice."

"Thanks. I bought it on sale and just wasn't sure about it."

"No, it's very nice."

"Thanks."

"Yeah."

(Long pause)

"Went to a great new place for dinner the other night."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. I don't remember the name, though."

"Oh. That's too bad."

"Yeah."

(Long pause. Hillary falls asleep. Katie slowly falls off her chair.)

@Truculent: I think it'll be 45 minutes of intense, awkward silence, during which the two ladies will be staring each other down. Hillary will finally break the tension with "Nice legs." Katie will reply "I know."

I hope they both make jokes about pantsuits. I love power women joking about how hard it is to be a woman who wears pants to work.

I actually find this photo kind of hot.

I love hot dude on dude action. Nice!

I think that photo is from the feature on the Clinton family in People before the '92 election. I remember a hammock being involved.

@Cookie Guggleman: That's a sling.

"Look at that picture. You kids must have really been in love..."

"That as a long time ago"

"He was kind of hot in an Elvis-meets-hillbilly way, wasn't he?'

" Uh, yeah..."

"What pulled you two together? Changing the world? Fulfilling President Kennedy's dream? A need for power?"

"Umm... het got really great dope and the sex lasted only a couple of minutes."

I hope Bill asks Hillary to get Katie's number.

@Truculent: the heavy stuff:
"lip gloss: should it shine but not shimmer?"

Am I the only one that thinks she's sequeezing his balls and menacingly threatening him in this scene? I always knew Bill to be a masochist.

@Chromatics: I was thinking something slightly less sadistic, but still involving balls.

Somehow I think the interview will end with "I'll show you my colon if you show me yours".

That photo looks like a disturbing outtake from Chris Isaac's "Wicked Game" video.

I hope she asks about her affair with Nicole Kidman.

That photo is NSFW.

He's totally getting a handjob there. I prefer a president whom one can imagine getting a hj. I doubt Laura Bush is that "kinky".

@jobbotch: I think it's his "take me, Hillary!" Playboy-bunny pose and Elvis-y pucker. He is both masculine and feminine, dominator and dominated, the alpha and omega.