Gawker
Every week, and now sometimes every day, we single especially funny commenters out and stroke them until they're gratified.
Re: Gawker's Best Posts of 2007
"It's not the length of the list, it's the craft of the shaft."
Re: Daily Gold Star
"Jury has reconvened. Still not sure about the soul, however."
"Lock's already offered both of us a position at Racked, but Righty over here thinks she's too good for it. Uppity bitch."
Comments
the circe has been fully jerked.
and then, every once in awhile, they remind us that they own us.
evil captors.
@IBentMyWookie:
Does Odysseus know about this?
@IBentMyWookie:
Where's the cracker? My stomach's growling.
I haven't seen anthropomorphisms this powerful since I was in sex ed class.
@Clarence Rosario:
Don't you remember Aesop's One-Eyed Monster?
My ass.
As a Cabalasian who embraces her black roots, i must add:
My Neck, My Back
@The Real JR: You sound like my jewish grandmother.
It's like the Reader's Digest in here with all of these body parts speaking up for themselves. I myself am Joe's Islets of Langerhans, and I couldn't be happier!
@depardoo:
Ha!
I was going to repost with the correct spelling, but as you can see by the time stamp, it was quittin' time.
My Left Foot.
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
My Dignity wanted to make a comment, but he's kind of a shy little fella, and he rarely gets out these days.
I'm considering changing IDs to "My Prostate"
Pat yourselves on the--well, pat yourselves down.
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