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Each week, we pick out some comments that especially amused us and award them a meaningless prize. Sometimes these comments were made by the same people we just redundancied. There's a lesson there, but we have no idea what it is.
Re: There Is Justice In The World
"I don't know whether to be happy that there is a small bit of justice in the world or angry because now I will expect justice all the time."
Re: Mob War Heats Up
"They're killing all the guys who were extras in the finale and gave away the ending."
Re: Does Marc Jacobs Have A New Gayface?
"Did he ask for the 'Rupert Everett'?"
Re: Sopranos Finale Ruined For Us By Evil Publicist:
"I saw the e-mail. The subject line is "My client plays 'Leo Philtardo' (Phil Leotardo's tard twin cousin) who is actually the baby's father!!!"
Re: The Webby Awards Party At The Box
"I didn't know Neal Pollack and Robyn Byrd were dating. I did know the Box looks like a rundown Uzbek madrassa but I'm glad there's now proof on the infobahn."
Comments
Oh, Astro Nom. Dane would have been more merciful, yet the blood letting was still somewhat satisfying. Slightly conflicted but not really.
Does Astro-Nom's gold star cancel out his beheading?
@NobodyLikesMe:
Of course not! Haven't you been following the drama that's gripping our nation? Astro Nom's Gold Star wealth and fame can not buy his way out his sentence. There's no place for a two tier system of justice in The United States of Gawker.
Actually, I think getting a Gold Star Execution counts extra. Probably gives him more technorati authority as well. All the cool kids are outlaws.
Astro-Nom is the Boy named Sue- Gawker's just teaching him to get tough.
Or just slapping him around for the fun of it. Your choice.
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