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Each week, we pick out some comments that especially amused us and award them a meaningless prize. Maybe they'll inspire you to be smarter, funnier, and an all-around better person. Maybe not!
titanica : "She got served."
Maxwell2.0:
"I wonder what Michiko's prosthetic limn sold for?"
cdmunch: "Years ago this dude used to work at Vanity Fair and some reporter, I think from New York or maybe Glamour magazine, was writing a story on editors' sexual conquests or some such and they asked him for the number he bedded. Another editor gave a higher number so when the factchecker called, Peter upped his number. The other editor did the same. This went back and forth for a while until they were both in the double digits."
mladen: "Before I offer my prediction, just wanted to say that yesterday's Big Story was somehow overlooked here. Cindy offered her Mother's Day column - you know, the one Dorothy Parker (or was it Edna St V Millay?) made fun of when it first ran - and said that this year it was appearing by special request of....Parker Posey.
There are some events which, by their very enormity, defy comprehension or comment.
The Johnstown Flood. The Hindenburg. The day Tina first saw the Statue of Liberty. The weekend "Ernest Goes To Jail" opened at #1 at the box office.
And now this.
But back to the prediction. Tony throws a turkey out the window of a high-rise to see if it can fly. Glen Turkey, a machinist from Toms River, that is."
And!
plausible_banditti: "Wasn't the last scene filmed in some ice cream parlor in Bloomfield? Maybe Tony goes legit, buys the shop, and spends the rest of his twenty-seven years on the planet developing flavors to honor his whacked comerades. Chrissy's Cherry Cocaine Bliss?"
Comments
Props to Max for the rapier wit, but perhaps even more props to cdmunch for some well-needed, life-affirming, late-afternoon hilarity.
that comment by titanica on the "punt the baby" video had me in stitches. it was the perfect comment and frankly i'm a little pissed that i didn't come up with it.
nice work titanica.
"Kickin' it pre-school."
Hands down.
I'm wondering if anyone actually sent in thigh pics, and if so, whether a new system of meaningless approval needs to be created for us to stand around and applaud . . .
That baby kicking post just keeps on giving.
"Kickin' it pre-school" was definitely about the funniest thing I've seen all week. Well-played, indeed.
Just glad I'm not redundant or moldy this week - don't need free soap, too.
yeah, kickin' it was hilarious, plus also I got the impression whoever wrote it is a mega-mega-fox and super-nice and completely awesome. All the hot guys should seriously marry her right this minute. I got all that from the one comment. yours sincerely, margogogocrazy@yahoo.com
@the cajun boy: Fuck, I knew I should have used my real name commenter ID on that one.
Is it just me, or has it been kind of a slow week in Gawkertown? I'm going to go yell at my TV for a while, and come back fresh on Monday.
Wait... is going into double digits supposed to be high when counting sexual partners? Because, well, it's really not.
as one of the few commenters who could not bring her/himself to comment on that baby kicking post (gotta admit, even ella has her limits)...i must say the "kickin' it pre-school" made it worth it.
that deserved a star...
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