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Gossip Roundup: Extra-Slutty Edition

Travis Barker explains how he accidentally sort of fell into Paris Hilton's face or something. BTW, his birthday party is tonight at Marquee, if you're into that kind of thing. [SuicideGirls]

Marc Jacobs' (ex?) bf Jason Preston has a tattoo on his arm of the Marc Jacobs logo. Heartwarming or labelwhorey? Well, considering that Preston has a history of being a regular, non-label whore, maybe the latter. [R&M, 2nd item]

Speaking of whores, was Heather Mills once a high-priced call girl? Will Americans ever care? [Page Six]

More about Britney's makeover than you really wanted to know. [USAToday]

Michael Jackson claims that he's being stalked by a transvestite. Someone should probably explain to him how mirrors work eventually. [Woman'sPassions]

Rachel Weisz says it's okay to have a glass of wine now and then while you're pregs; prudish schoolmarm types overreact. [DailyMail]

12:30 PM on Tue Nov 14 2006
By Emily Gould
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josh speed at 12:49 PM on 11/14/06
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So: your theory about Tom Ford's Black Orchid actually being code for Ball Odor? Have you read today's Page Six?
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"November 14, 2006 -- WE HEAR THAT Tom Ford specifically asked executives at Estée Lauder to have his new Black Orchid fragrance smell 'like a man's crotch'."
ali.papierdoll at 12:59 PM on 11/14/06
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The Bag Snob posted a pic of MJ's lover's tat back in June, and said it best: "Like Nazi Jewish internment style, on the underneath side of his forearm and REALLY BIG."
SCEditor at 01:00 PM on 11/14/06
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Twatwaffle: n. 1) used in place of "douchebag" to describe a person. 2) Travis Barker.
TedSez at 01:30 PM on 11/14/06
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Connectedness Index: 583

My mom used to drink when she was pregnant, and I turned out perfectly nermscral.
the-cubicle-dweller at 01:48 PM on 11/14/06
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Drinking when pregnant = why the french are so fucked up.
Zulkey at 02:52 PM on 11/14/06
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My mom drank and smoked while pregnant with me, and I wasn't breast fed. And look at me now! I'm a Gawker commenter! Top of the world, ma!
ae38 at 03:04 PM on 11/14/06
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Travis Barker clearly needs a better publicist...
smashirony! at 04:32 PM on 11/14/06
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Fuck you guys for making me look at that emaciated HPV-bearing tribute to every bad tattoo idea that's ever passed through any Florida skate punk's glue-addled brain.