• Beyonce's fans disobeyed her orders not to put her onstage stair-tumbling in concert routine up on YouTube. Those jerks. It's here. [Page Six]
  
• "Socialite" Dori Cooperman always drags her galpals down; Lindsay Lohan's just the latest "victim." [Page Six]
  
• 'Top Model' host and general figure of fun Tyra Banks is dating an i-banker. Haha, "banks," get it? [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  
• Lindsay's camp is claiming she wasn't actually driving the car. Oh, Lindsay. The truth will set you free, Lindsay! Or maybe put you in jail, but you know what we mean. {TMZ]

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