• Britney threw an addled tantrum in LA's Hustler store. They wouldn't let her bring underpants into the fitting room, so she tried them on in the middle of the store. [Us Weekly]
  
• But good news! Britneyisn't pregnant again and will sue In Touch magazine for alleging that she is, says her "constant sidekick" we've never heard of before Sam Lufti. [Page Six]
  
• Revlon mogul Ron Perelman is suing his ex-wife, ubercougar Ellen Barkin, for something having to do with her production company and his money. [Page Six]

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