• By Emily Gould
    Aug 2, 2007 9:00 AM 2,884
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    God, What Isn't Wrong With Dina Lohan?

    • Dina Lohan is being sued for fraud. No, it has nothing to do with her "former Rockette" claim. [Page Six]
    • Tyra Banks' brother, an air force cadet, is getting shipped off to Iraq. [Page Six]
    • Us Weekly has finally diagnosed Britney Spears: she's "bipolar." And right now some genius usmagazine.com commenter is probably typing, "tht meens she haz secks with woman but only stripprs" [Us]
    • "Bobby Brown still thinks Osama Bin Laden is after him." [R&M]


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