In what has to be the world's most expensive excuse for the trailer-trashy tabs to run decade-old photos of the People's Princess, the conclusive report on her death was released yesterday. Maybe your mom cares? [NYT]
Nicole Richie might actually go to jail for DUI, since it's her second arrest. [R&M]
Madonna threatens to punch a British comedian out for saying what everyone's thinking about her baby-shopping. [Page Six]
Okay, seriously, like we said yesterday: another day, another Britney haircolor. [MollyGood]
This Irish website says the fat chick Colin Farrell's arm in arm with is "just one of his oldest Muckers," but we don't know what that means. Or want to. [Showbiz Ireland]
Angelina Jolie tells Diane Sawyer that her uterine lining will be shed at regular 28-day intervals. Well, not in so many words, but basically. [USAToday]
Chelsea Handler's tv show, explained at last. [Page Six]