• On Larry King last night, the Donald classed it up another notch by comparing Rosie's (and, uh, Wikipedia's) "lies" about his finances to the lies that got us into this Iraq war thing we keep hearing about. We didn't post the clip ourselves because we realized that if we posted a clip every time Donald Trump said something hubristic and retarded on national tv, we would just be, like, Trumpster.com. [TMZ]
  
• Badass celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain's 50 year old sperm still works. Hey, that's how he put it, ok? [FineLife]
  
• Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein is looking to hitch his wagon to another rexy little "star." [Page Six]
  
• Miss Nevada's faux-lezzie antics, now more uncensored. [RightThoughts]
  
• Diddy and Kim Porter's twin girls, D'Lila Star and Jessie James, were born yesterday. We can't figure out a way to work in a Diddy-is-gay joke. Wendy Williams? Ben Widdicombe? Fuck, is EVERYONE on vacation already? [NYDN]

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