• Harry Potter: all grown up and starring in a play about a too-close relationship with a horsie. [BWE]
  
• Did Vanessa Grigoriadis fudge a detail in her Sympathy for The Bitch article that made the piece more sympathetic to Judy? Nicole Brown's family sure seem to think so. [Fishbowl]
  
• Sienna Miller and P. Diddy: just friends. [R&M, 2nd item]
  
• Paris Hilton thinks that getting the tape of her saying "I get fucked in the butt for coke!" back will somehow make things all better. [AP]
  
• Ben Widdicombe spreads another nasty Rumer about someone being a cokehead. [Gatecrasher, last item]
  
• Brandy could go to jail for up to a year for, you know, car-murder. [Us Weekly]

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