• Jen and her recently refurbished rack are our new favorite celebrity couple. [Daily Mail via UsWeekly]
  
• Richard Gere's movies about gigolos and hookers make him a natural advocate for sex workers' rights. [Page Six]
  
• Mark Wahlberg: "Can we get two of whatever Parker Posey had?" Okay: two drug problems, coming right up. [R&M]
  
• Lindsay Lohan is boning Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, whose penis is on the internet. [Mollygood]
  
• Angelina Jolie sure is veiny, huh? [Daily Mail]
  
• Does anyone Paris Hilton hangs out with not have a sex tape? [Gatecrasher]

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