• We knew it was a bad sign when she hit it off with Proj. Run's Kayne: Miss USA Tara Conner is having some "personal problems" and may need to step down. [TMZ]
  
• Britney's heeding her advisors' orders to stay away from Paris. Classy makeover, take billion! [Page Six]
  
• Marc Jacobs definitely isn't with that rentboy anymore, in case you were wondering. [R&M, 2nd item]
  
• Another day, another Britney haircolor. [MollyGood]
  
• America's First (cough) Supermodel Janice Dickinson emerges from a hit and run (not her fault, shockingly) remarkably unscathed, perhaps owing to the the fact that she's a plastic replicant. [GossiporTruth]

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