• 'Hounddog,' the movie featuring Dakota Fanning's ostensibly cheeky, adorable rape scene, couldn't find a buyer at Sundance. Also, Roger Friedman complains that "There is no point that I can find to the child's rape." What, giving us all a chuckle isn't enough of a point? [FoxNews]
  
• That wondrous creature Janice Dickinson calls Mick Jagger out for having a micropeen. Also, apparently he has done it with men (who knew?!) [Cityrag]
  
• HarperCollins is still pawing through Judith Regan's office clutter, despite the efforts of a pinup artist whose (insanely flattering) portrait of Judy (posed atop a pile of books) to get his painting back. [R&M]
  
• Wilsudson: back on? [Gatecrasher]
  
• John Mayer and Jessica Simpson don't have a lot to talk about. [Page Six]
  
• Aliens told Anne Heche to go a-homewreckin' again. [Page Six]
  
• Speaking of homewreckers, Kiki Dunst is sinking her nubby little teeth into Fab Moretti. [Us Weekly]
  
• Dear Tyra Banks: Yes, we do. [People]

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