He looks like the type that gets F-R-E-A-K-Y in the bedroom. And not in the 'lightly nibbling your nipples' sort of way, more like the 'tie you down and beat you with a red-hot poker' way. Which is still hot in my eyes.

Is he the gay one from N'Sync or the Backstreet Boys?

I feel as though Jonathan has made a deal with the teeth devil. He's British and thems some pretty pearly whites.

@Wrath of Farrakhan: It's eerily quiet in here today. Did I miss the suicide pact because I don't read the weekend thread?

Maybe they just arrested him for having good teeth, which I think is a misdemeanor in Ireland (in England, it's a felony).

@Wrath of Farrakhan: Kids are still playing on the snow day post.

Was that photo taken after cops tasered his ass?

@Koala325: Probably during said tasering.

@CodePink: Nah. They're porcelain. Kind of like the bowls he's always throwing up in.

i'll just have "some" serena and half a Charles Oakley

Wow, there's an item about Meyers's hotness and one about Williams's (whoa, help me apostrophe police), and y'all are busy thinking about the former?

His teeth are so nice you, excuse me, he could eat off of them.

I know a bunch of dudes that want their college hair back, Johnnie.

Arrested for public intoxication in Dublin? Dude must have been blitzed!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers gets a little bit less hot every time he's arrested for being drunk in an airport, doesn't he?

No.

@IndianSlipper:

My sources are telling me this is publicity still for his upcoming turn as The Heat Miser in a live-action version of The Year Without a Santa Claus.

@Koala325:

A publicity still...

Does it scare only me that his face is so feminine? I get confused when I watch him act. I don't know if I should be all "go sister" or "smack her ass harder, you wanka" during all those Tudors sex scenes. I haven't seen androgyny this convincing since Adam Ant talked about some chick being a Goody Two Shoes.

@AndIAmTellingYou: Absolutely. It's like getting arrested on St. Patrick's in Cork: you pretty much have to start a fight, throw-up and curse the blesssed Mother in front of the local Garda before anyone notices.

Those are the nicest teeth i've ever come across.

Interesting about JRM: "He started hanging out at a pool hall, where he was befriended by farmer Christopher Croft, who gave him a job and invited the then 16-year-old to move in with him and his three children.
Croft became a father figure to the young Rhys Meyers. Croft, who is openly gay, is currently serving a 12-month sentence in Morocco for drugging and sexually abusing a young boy, and has an appeal hearing set for Thursday."
He and Rhys Meyers have always said their relationship was strictly father-son."

[www.dailymail.co.uk]

So I just watched "Match Point"? Where he blows Scarlett Johansson away with a shotgun? Awe. Some.

Also, I briefly lived in Ireland not too many years ago, and it's news to me that public drunkenness in that enlightened country is ever frowned upon.

He's on the cover of Details and for half a second I thought I was looking at Prince with better facial hair.

@Arundel: This explains a lot. Me thinks there was touchin'.

@MisterB: If that were the case, Colin Farrell wouldn't be nearly as popular.

@Arundel: one minute you're shooting pool with your buddies, next thing you know you're being drugged and sexually abused by an openly gay irish farmer in the casbah. in a father-son sort of way, of course.

@Arundel: Haha why doesn't the average person know this?

@Arundel: Why am I hearing "rough boys" in my head?

Looks to me like the first thing to talk about this week is 1052 - count 'em - comments at last Friday's end-of-week post. What gives? I looked at the first 100 and as far as I could tell, all that was going on was that three or four commenters were sending IM-style messages to each other. Can these people not afford cellphones? If so, can't Gawker send 'em free ones, like you would to the child you sponsor in Gabon? Gawkerspace, after all, should be kept open for the big news.

Like the fact that Mailer - looking just like he did in the '70s - has been showing up for the last week in the apartment of one of his exes in the middle of the night, according to the Paper Of Record. Before you know it he'll be appearing after closing hours in all the midtown bistros that used to be Irish bars. And then he'll be running for mayor again.

Wait until he starts getting caught drunk at the bus depot, or your cousin's baby shower.

@Knucklehead Babylon: If there is any environment in which it is excusable to be droolingly, passing-outedly drunk, it is a baby shower. It is the only thing which has prevented me from strangling cooing women with "Mommy Luvs Me Lots" Stork diaper-wipes on numerous occasions.

Was this taken before or after he tried to strangle himself in the holding cell?!?!

@Arundel: Holy cow, I just watched "B. Monkey" on cable last night, and JR Meyers' character is essentially...that, I think. Straight but street gay or whatever.