Emily:
I clicked all four links. I will start drinking at lunch. Huzzah, little fucker.

Kate has to be the youngest child of two youngest children.

That skin shivering isn't love Kate, it's withdrawal. Also, I wouldn't encourage him to hold your skin - he seems disturbed enough to get out a pocketknife and take that literally.

Mmm, withdrawal or perhaps small itchy critters.

After the almost brilliant M Manson on C Love, Adams wrote one of her best and brighest>

"ANGELINA Jolie is not expecting an other (SIC) child. But Michael Jackson is expecting several - for the weekend."

Kind of have to respect her for that.

I'm glad I toured the Chelsea Hotel before some starfucker ruins it.

And do some folks who live there really pay "little or no rent"? If this is true, how did they get such a deal?

Pete: "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer..."

Doherty makes it sound like we're supposed to admire him for that. Whoopity freaking do.

He's a regular Yeets, that Doherty.

"You make me high my sweet."

Well, you or the 50-bag of cocaine I just inhaled.

Marilyn Manson on Courtney Love: "With more surgery she could even play Yoko Ono."

with more makeup he could even play Alice Cooper.

@Sanson:

"Huzzah, little fucker." would get my vote for a new t-shirt.

Smack and needle free he may be, but apparently he'll be smoking a whole lotta crack this summer.

you know what? i actually do think that's cute. which says too much about me, im sure.

My knowledge of medieval French folklore is somewhat spotty, given that I spent much of high school French class in a bong-induced haze. But doesn't the story of Heloise and Abelard end with Abelard's castration? If so, I'm ALL for this marriage.

How could you not be attracted to someone with the pallor of a nice piece of whitefish sashimi?

It's strange but everytime I read Uma's ex's name, I read it as Andre Ballsack.

I'm currently suffering from Kreepy Kat withdrawal...please help!

@GorgeousGeorge:
not "ends", no. it kind of middles with it.