Emily - great editorial today in NYT - how will Gawker keep you now?

At least she's consistent. She mailed in her performance and her premiere appearance. (Yes, I'm bitter that I didn't like the movie).

I think Kirsten's seen the movie a couple of times by now...

That MTV reality ho Heidi should have just tattooed "desperate" on her forehead and saved us all a lot of time and energy.

Those pics are like watching a skin-e-max flick in flip-book form. She's all plastic and he's ugly as hell. I give it 6 weeks before their sex tape "leaks."

As someone who lives in Astoria, I am glad she didn't keep her mysterious "rash" in my neighborhood too long.

You know, tits really shouldn't have a circular defining line when supported only by a bikini. Or, for that matter, at all. Homegirl's got canteloupe halves on her chest.

To be fair, it was also Kirsten's mother's birthday.

Sad that I know this, and even sadder that I know it from watching Regis and Kelly.

@yaya:
Absolfuckinglutely. Fantastic editorial - best rebuttal to Kimmel yet.

Oh yeah - and Hasselhoff looks like beached whale with amazingly good hair.

@Thatgirl: to be fair, it was also willie nelson's birthday. and if you can't get a little fucked up on willie's birthday, when can you?

Hasselhof: "relapse is a part of recovery". With that attitude I really can't understand why he isn't pitching for Svedka or something.

Hard to imagine someone being angry at losing the audio book rights to Frank Rich's book. Sort of like losing the stageplay rights to an Andy Rooney segment. Viner dodged a bullet on this one. Now that the Times has bought off Gawker with free editorial space I imagine we will be seeing more blurbs about bidding wars over Frank Rich and Paul Krugman editorial droppings.

Hahaha. Kirsten Dunst is my hero today. What a champ.

Additionally, congratulations on a well written editorial.

@Pope John Peeps II: No kidding. If I were to cut a basketball perfectly in half, and then find a way to graft each half onto my chest, I'd pretty much resemble her. Except I'd be a dude with basketball tits. I'm not entirely convinced that isn't an improvement on Heidi's current look.

At any rate, let that be Heidi's problem now. A long, semi-prosperous career in 11pm Cinemax films awaits her.

@fivehole: is that a really picture of you? Can I holla?

If there is a god, Paris goes to D Block in LA County. Pray!

Emily, you're my hero (though you had me last week at "Eat me"--hilarious). The editorial is well-written and well-reasoned. Much easier to make your point when some drunk isn't yelling in your face, isn't it?

Let's be fair to Hasselhof: Who hasn't gotten drunk and rolled around on the floor while trying to eat a hamburger? They can be very difficult to hold on to. It is kind of weird that he asked his kid to film him, though...

just saw it - nice job emily!

altho the idea of living in the same world as some celebs (jacko... britney...baldwin) is utterly terrifying.

Eating a hamburger off the floor was incidental. HassHoff doesn't need hooch for that.

Please let Paris go to jail, Jebus. She might emerge with her other eye wonked-it would make a matching set, at last!