Last week, in a frenzy of streamlining, we killed the morning gossip roundup. Well, we were crazy! Now back by popular demand!
As photos surface of Lindsay Lohan celebrating her DUI arrest by passing out in the front seat of Samantha Ronson's SUV yesterday, a "friend" tells In Touch that she's headed back to rehab—Malibu's Promises this time, a la Britney. [NYP]
Will Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel have a hair-pulling slapfight over Justin Timberlake at the MTV Movie Awards? [Page Six]
America's Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez may never book a couture show, but she's got one model rite of passage down: beating off the advances of Jamie Kennedy. [Gatecrasher]
Pamela Anderson had to have the talk with her kids. You know, the "I made a sex tape with your dad that everyone in America has seen" talk. [The Scoop, 2nd item]