• U2 spokesperson Bono and Penelope Cruz were spotted strolling down a beach hand in hand. Wait ... Bono's gay? [R&M]
  
• "Judith Giuliani is an opportunistic, puppy-killing homewrecker who has a full-time hairstylist and needs an extra seat on planes for 'Baby Louis,' her Louis Vuitton handbag," is how Page Six sums up the VF profile. Ah, saves us reading it. And what a great sentence! [Page Six]
  
• "On [Courtney Love's] blog, a grammatical mess we've cleaned up, the rocker writes..." God, is there anything Page Six can't do? [Page Six]
  
• ABC News interns prompted a companywide reprimand after everyone tried to search for nude pix of themselves online. [Gatecrasher]

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