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- Crashing a stranger's birthday party in an ugly wig probably wasn't the best idea Britney's ever had. [NYDN]
- But then, neither was photographing herself in a g-string with strippers, or spending the evening with d-listy former model Markus Schenkenberg and a drag queen named Victoria Hilton. [NYP]
- Yeah, you know it's not good when Post scold Andrea Peyser is calling you a "nutty slut" and begging the authorities to take your kids. Says the Peys: "A stray cat makes a better parent. K-Fed is a better mother." [NYP]
- The designer of Anna Nicole Smith's gravegarb — revealed at last! [NYP]
- Jennifer Lopez reportedly cried when Germans booed her new movie, Bordertown, at a film festival. [Us Weekly]
- Mischa Barton got into a fender bender — in Nicole Richie's SUV. The car is the problem! [Us Weekly]
- Speaking of the Nicole/Paris axis of pointlessness: apparently we are supposed to care that Nicole didn't make it to Paris's birthday party. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
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