• Britney Spears should remain in rehab until we win in Iraq. [NYP]
  
• Did Britney shave her head because Kevin Federline threatened to have her hair tested for drugs? [NYDN]
  
• A report from behind the scenes of the win a man date with Anderson Cooper competition. [NYO]
  
• Hania Barton, Mischa's younger sister, is in rehab for pills (and, well, publicity) at age 19. [Page Six]
  
• Today, Page Six repeats a blog rant from Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez that was originally quoted in the Post's TV section yesterday. [Page Six]
  
• Naomi Watts is almost certainly definitely pregnant. Probably. [Page Six]
  
• Is a fake Christina Aguilera punking gossips by buying baby gear? [Gatecrasher]
  
• Lindsay Lohan is taking advantage of the spotlight-shift to take a little clubbing break from rehab. [Star]

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