It isn't right to say Joe Francis girlfriend should be punched in the face. It is right to say she should fall in a woodchipper or at least be sterilized by court order.

I keep mis-reading Joe Francis as Joe Franklin. Much funnier.

Ahh, Joe Francis in a Panama City prison. It's like Christmas has come early.

I'm sure Bubba and Elwood will be happy to engage Joe in a mutual display of T & A. Hope the frat boys in the next cell have been allowed to keep their camera phones.

"Who wants to prison rape me for a t-shirt?"

Here's a fun fact about Howie Day:

A few years ago he was arrested for allegedly locking several female fans in his tourbus. The story goes that when one tried to call for help, he grabbed her cell phone and threw it, smashing it on the ground.

He is all kinds of awesome, and obviously perfect for Britney.

Days later I'm still reeling over how Cindy Adams said Anna Nicole Smith's vagina was like the Lincoln Tunnel. (I'm thinking she meant it was extremely busy rather than a passageway to New Jersey.)

@Eunice X: Being Anna Nicholesmith?

My ex dragged me to a Howie Day show about five years ago. Imagine John Mayer, but shittier (I know!), who live-produces himself with a gargantuan array of effects pedals under a light show. Really, I dare you, imagine it.

So Kevin Federline is a backup dancer with unfulfillable dreams of being a rapper/actor.

Isaac Cohen is an anonymous model with unfulfillable dreams of being an actor.

Howie Day is a marginally successful (similar commercial success to Oleander, whom you've probably never heard of) and utterly pussified musician with unfulfillable dreams of being a rock star.

Something smells fishy, and I don't mean Brit's cooter.

But seriously, if she really is emotionally fucked up to the point of not realizing that men repeatedly use her high profile in an attempt to jump start otherwise dead careers, then we should all take pity on her. It's not like she is Lindsay Lohan, who apparently thinks there is some cachet in being a degenerate.

And is it just me, or does the ginormous head of John Mayer remind you of David Copperfield)?

and now i have early madonna singing "if we took a howie day (c'mon! lets celebrate!)" in my head.