The Old Town Bar, one of New York's greatest institutions, and the spot that the opening credits of David Letterman used to zoom through, has declared war on Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter and his restaurant, the Waverly Inn. A wonderfully insane sign appeared in their window last week, encouraging "the left wing editor" to move "back to Canada" and take his "half-assed celebrities with him." Documentation by a camera-toting-spy after the jump.












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shit-healers? be well, shit, be well.
This is what happens when the Waverly Inn messes with Cindy Adams reservation.
I have always loved this place. Now, I love it more.
Word! There is no place for snobby, starfucking solipsism here in NYC! Take that shit back to Saskatchewan, man.
They have a point in that old Graydon does represent the worst of liberalism in that he's well, a dick.
Perhaps rear-end-kissing is an integral part of shit-healing, and these half-assed celebrities are simply coming to Ye Waveryly for medical attention.
Either way, this man is clearly an ass freak.
They're just mad because people keep asking why their mac 'n' cheese doesn't have any truffles.
this classic fatuous liberal loves that sign.
David Letterman? or Saturday Night Live circa Spade/Farley/Meadows.
I think he meant "shitheel." It's less than "asshole," more than "jerk."
God Bless America!
Fordham notewriting 101...never use all-caps, it makes people think you are shouting.
Graydon represents the worst of humanity for being a dick. Also, for wearing plaid Zubaz with his dinner jacket.
Now that I know Old Town is apparently owned by a bunch of reactionary lefty-haters, I think I'll take my business elsewhere.
Not to the Waverly Inn, mind you -- just elsewhere.
Now that I know Old Town is apparently owned by a bunch of reactionary lefty-haters, I am so there.
Go Old Town!
Yeah!
well done Jupiter, fine description !
Why didn't anyone tell me the waitstaff was all male models? SO THERE! But I'll also pop by this reactionary Studs Terkel in his dotage bar for a nightcap, because this is one lefty Liberal Canadian who is a sucker for a good, crochety, heartfelt rant, all caps or not.
I'm totally buying that sign when it goes on Ebay!
The proprietors of the Old Town Bar & Restaurant are usually pretty accurate when it comes to advertising. So the bar's brand-new 2008 calendar magnets gave us pause: Did Carrie really meet Mr. Big at the Old Town?
They used to burn a mean hot dog in the Old Town circa 1978 and we would always ask if the ring for service buttons in the booths actually worked but they always just smiled then we would get drunk. It was great.
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