In the spirit of the new year, as well as utter brokeitude, we've taken stock of our outstanding invoices from '06. One offender appears to be the New York Observer, which still owes us money from ages ago. (Confidential to J.K.: When you switch to a tabloid, you still have to pay people. Love, Us.)

Our friend The Assimilated Negro also has a beef with Player Magazine, and we imagine that there are tons of you out there with similar tales of woe that sting especially fresh in the new year. So, please do share by sending to the usual address. We'll post a list of the most egregious offenders, and perhaps they will be shamed into submission.

Dear Avery Cardoza, Please Pay Me [The Assimilated Negro]

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