I'm glad that, for me, Halloween has in no way ever involved Karl Lagerfeld or a wig in a toilet bowl.

@LolCait: You need better drugs.

Sloth!

Also, I liked Spaceballs Alien. That's a pregnant lady, right?

@Conbon: Or less expensive wigs.

@LolCait: Or a better fashion designer-kidnapping enterprise.

@LolCait: Will you plant your own tree & make it grow?

@Conbon: Yeah. That really hasn't been up to snuff. Which reminds me, I should go check on Vera Wang. I haven't heard a peep out of her in hours. I think she might be dead.

Ah well.

@NinaHagen: I don't think you realize how much a wig tree would do for my life.

i saw an i-phone and too many winos.

So it's Halloween
And you feel like dancin'
And you feel like shinin'
And you feel like letting loose

Nikola's pictures are great, and they seem to be more interesting than the parties themselves. Also! I didn't see much sexy anywhere, just slutty.

@LolCait: Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you to collect the ransom BEFORE you kill the victim? I had Bunny Lancaster-Hapsburg all set to pay for Vera's release, just so she would have a gown for her April wedding to Thaddeus Hohenzollern-Bourbon. But now, without proof of life, it's fucked. WHERE AM I GONNA FIND ANOTHER BUNNY AND THAD? YOU NEVER THINK OF THE HOHENZOLLERN-BOURBON-LANCASTER-NASSAUS.

@Conbon: Hapsburg, Nassau, who can keep it straight.

I ran into Nikola on the street as he was heading home. He told me he had to have is images in by 7AM so he needed to get going. But then we met some cute Sweedish girls and it was off to the races... heh.

I saw a guy at this loft party in Bushwick Saturday night whose Karl Lagerfeld costume was incredibly spot-on-- probably one of the best costumes I saw that night. Other than my own, of course: I swear I did the Amy Winehouse thing better than anyone else. My boyfriend drew faithful replicas of her tattoos on both of my arms, and he was kind enough to let me talk him into dressing up as Amy Winehouse's junkie husband and going party-hopping with me. A real keeper, right?

Halloween? This looks like a regular Last Night's Party spread to me.

(Get it? People are freaks? Yeah, you get it...)

Is there a Halloween Edition of Blue States Lose?

Blue States Lose - The Halloween Edition: Blue States Lose BIG

@drivenbyboredom: That's weird, because I watched Cries and Whispers last night.

Mary-Kate needs to step down. I didn't have to make myself a name tag for my MK getup because the Glad bag, flannel, superfluously strappy booties, Crisco-sprayed hair and coke face were all so fantastically obvious in and of themselves. My gay boyfriend as Ashley, however, didn't fare so well. People thought he was either Sienna Miller or the living dead.

I definitely rofled at Gary Sinise though.

This proves hipsters have no creativity. Photo work is great though!

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: did we REALLY need proof?

It's funny when designers become more recognizeable than models. Makes sense though, Lagerfeld is such a distinctive figure. I was just reading about the 'Lagerfeld Confidential' movie on the JuliB site; that's only gonna increase his image. Good for him, he's talented and deserves respect.