A tipster (who may or may not be smoking crack, as tipsters are wont to do) informs us that Prudential Douglas Elliman has just scheduled a showing of this lush East Hampton property to none other than Mr. Blue Steel himself, Anderson Cooper. Priced at $3.55 million, the house boasts a "glorious" master suite, professional kitchen, marble baths, 3 fireplaces, and cathedral ceilings. The best part? The home features six zones of heat and central air, which should provide enough temperature control to keep every last Katrina refugee nice and comfy.

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