• By Jesse
    Mar 27, 2006 9:10 AM 649
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    We See No Reason to Ever Get Out of Bed Again


    First we learned people eat while sleeping. Then we learned people fuck while sleeping. Now we learn people can apparently carry out changes in their legal status in their sleep. And we're forced to wonder: Why did we even bother getting up this morning?

    Report: Man Divorces Wife While Sleeping [CNN.com]


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