A tipster wonders what's up with yet-to-open LES hipster workout emporium Ludlow Fitness:

they still haven't opened as of today, missed their scheduled october opening date by over a month now...and keep pushing back their opening date. their website actually shows TWO DIFFERENT opening dates right now!!!

plus, their entire front entrance is still fully covered with plywood.

and they scammed us all into joining early before rates go up and yet, all these months later, the rate remains the same and the gym has yet to open.

We only counted one opening date on the site (December 4, if you're wondering), but we're more curious about the fact that they're still offering a "pre-sale" membership to the first 100 new members. We find it unlikely that they've only managed to sign up 99 suckers members in the however-many-months since they started their promotion. Not only that, but the promotion price on the flyer above—which is from October—is $100 less than the current price on the website! Oh, snap. Something's rotten in the Lower East Side, and it ain't Leigh Lezark's pussy.

Ludlow Fitness

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