You ever think to yourself, "Jesus Christ, the advent of cheap digital video equipment has resulted in an awful lot of crap that would have never been made previously"? Or, "You know, just because you have the ability to record something doesn't mean you need to." No?

Well, we have four words for you: Huffington Post Cuddle Video.

Yes, it's as horrific as it sounds.

Also, look for the cameo by Gawker Media alumnus A.J. Daulerio as "The Delivery Boy"!

Merkel Massage Madness! [HuffPo]

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