And then there's insurance broker Noel Lauria, who, in celebration of turning 40, decided to shoot metal arrows into a target installed IN HIS WINDOWSILL. Fair enough—40 is a rocky age for us all. Sad though: Noel has piss poor aim, so a couple of those arrows landed in the door of a neighbor, Serena Fogel. After he was arrested, Noel gave Serena $400 to repair her door and a tearful apology. The Daily News has now dubbed him the East Side Robin Hood, but, as we understand it, some of the defining characteristics of Robin Hood are a) that he stole from the rich and gave to the poor b) was a sure shot and c) wasn't a complete and total chowderhead. Poor Noel fails on all three counts.
East Side Robin Hood Makes Neighbor Quiver [NYDN]