Well, it's also for staring at German ass.

The More You Know...

How Not to Put Naked Pics of Yourself On the Internet:

Don't.

(This is hard why, exactly?)

But who won custody of him?

@LolCait: Not Britney. She's huffing nail polish remover as we speak.

@josh speed: Good thing, because she swallowed a bottle of Wet 'n Wild last night.

He was home schooled in a trailer? By granny? Please more info.

I'm starting a campaign to help people on the Internet do something about their haircuts that vaguely resemble Bono during the War album period.

There's hope for you, Chris.

@queen of the passive aggressives

It's all starting to make sense.

Chris Crocker, Alpha Kitty

The term, "ass clown," was invented for Chris Crocker.

My sex-change operation got botched,
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch,
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch,
I got an angry inch...

Chris Crocker playing the nude-exploited-don't do this in your trailer victim card is totally lame.

Also, suicide boys? Psah! Everyone knows faux-empowering sexual objectification of "alternative" beauties is for chicks. Step off our turf, gays.

"That's their damage"? I'm impressed someone his age has seen "Heathers."

@collegecallgirl: Hehe. Are we totes going to fight behind the school at 3:30?!

Having to look at his frightening face has caused enough irreparable damage. It pains me to think how awful the n00dz are.

Britney called, she wants her identity back

It's not my fault his nude pics are more pleasant than everything else he does.

I feel like this kid's gayness is so fucking rampant that it's going to rub off (pardon the pun) on American society and turn our country a giant gay bar. And I fucking like it!

@josh speed:

Fuck no. I'm in heels.

I simply do not care what anyone else says. This kid has earned his own public access program.

@Aatom: oh, ew..just ew..

I like Seth Green's version of this kid better. Much, much better. This kid I want to kill.

@SinisterRouge: I did not laugh until he syopped to dry his eyeliner-priceless

wow..stopped

@KarenUhOh: Amen sister.

@BalknChain: yeah, you're right, ogling German career expo ads is way classier.

This is all going to stop being funny when they find the fat chick he's holding captive down a well in his basement.

I love how he's only saying the people who view it have "damage"!

"LEAVE THE INTERNET ALONE!!! ALL IT'S DOING IS MAKING YOU A LOT OF MONEY AND ALL YOU DO IS PUT A BUNCH OF NAKED CRAP ON IT!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!"

In simpler times, this could've been written off as some strange viral publicity piece for the latest JT Leroy novella.

@Atelier:
agreed.
there is a reason that granny is missing. aside from hearing her young charge screeching and taking nudie shots of himself in the mirror.

I rather wish he'd said "a 17-year-old's cock" rather than "a 17-year-old cock," which to me sounds like something I'd be very unhappy to come across at the back of my refrigerator.

yes, but do the curtains match the carpet?

@SinisterRouge: What? Where? Parody? Huh? (sorry, it's still early and I'm all hopped up on Tylenol Daycaps for a cold)

My question is who took the pictures? Granny? Ewwwwwwwwwww, say it isn't so, Chris!

At least he took the buttplug out of his ass before he snapped those pics.

@Elektra: I rather wish he'd said "a 17-year-old's cock" rather than "a 17-year-old cock"

You do realize that we don't grow a new one every few years?

Yesterday I posted my own little "Puppetry of the Penis" performance video on LiveJournal. It was very artistic, and it had an uplifting moral message. Still, I guess it probably wasn't such a good idea.

@MisterHippity: Link, please.

why am i reminded of that scene from fame where coco succumbed to the photographer's request to take off her top while holding back the tears?!