Liz Smith says Jann Wenner and his boytoy, Matt Nye, are expecting a baby this summer. (Has anyone other than Liz Smith said this? Which is to say: Do we have any reason to think this is actually, you know, true?)

Here's your chance to help the happy couple name their TK bundle of joy. Yesterday we solicited nominations for baby names, and after running those submissions through a very complex algorithm — OK, it's just the ones we liked best after a few scotches — we're pleased to present the finalists. Vote for your favorites below, and we'll submit the winners to Wenner along with an extra-large can of formula. (Somehow we assume Matt won't be breastfeeding.)

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Earlier:
Neat Freak Jann Wenner's Immaculate Conception
Name Jann's Kid
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