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Jared Kushner's Diabolical Ivanka Scheme

Yesterday, we found out that New York Observer goldenboy Jared Kushner has been mucking about with none other than Trump Organization goldengirl Ivanka Trump, complete with PR-man assertions of "friendship." But! Were we just pawns in one of Kushner's maniacal games? Yesterday we were contacted by several Observer staffers, who said that about a week ago, Kushner had been parading Ms. Trump around the Observer offices, "as if he wanted one of us to tell you guys, because he knows that everything here gets leaked. So of course, we didn't." The pair reportedly entered Kushner's office, "leaving the door open," one Observer staffer said, though this staffer also remarks that the whole thing "seemed weird." We've been used, in some horrible image management co-branding scheme! Kushner, you rascal! (*Shakes fist*) We'll get you next time. —Doree

Earlier: Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

12:46 PM on Fri Apr 6 2007
By Doree Shafrir
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josh speed at 11:50 AM on 04/06/07
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I'm not saying this to be hurtful you guys, but it *really* shows when the Photoshop guy has the day off.
kjc9 at 11:57 AM on 04/06/07
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But now he knows, that you know, that he knows.

You guys should just go spit in his mouth on the playground so that he can know you guys like like him.
jazzy at 11:58 AM on 04/06/07
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Oh Jared! The parading-around-of-beautiful-women-to-convince-people-you're-straight NEVER works.

If you want to look heterosexual: 1.) have your press people say you've been screwing like rabbits and 2.) at least close the door so you can have the slightest appearance of doing something naughty.

Othewise, you just look sad.
Schmerber at 12:32 PM on 04/06/07
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Oy gevalt!
AndIAmTellingYou at 12:35 PM on 04/06/07
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Connectedness Index: 123

Puh-leez! Ivanka and J.Kush??
More like Will & Grace.
Julia Allison at 01:57 PM on 04/06/07
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I'm available for parading starting next Tuesday.
deliriousnyc at 04:11 PM on 04/06/07
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They're clearly the hottest couple since Brangelina this side of the Mississippi. So what are we going to call these two? Kushump? Trumpner?

You Vanka trump Kushner? Ivanka Trump Kushner, too.

lol

Ban me now....
From: WWW.HUFFINGTONPOST.COM: TRACKBACK at 06:36 PM on 04/19/07
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