We don't particularly adore baseball, nor will we feign to have more than a purely infantile understanding of this whole Johnny Damon playing for the Yankees thing (we leave that business to our Creatine-snorting brother at Deadspin). But when the back cover of the Post juxtaposes a picture of a man before and after his team-mandated cut and shave, we can comprehend what this all means: Steinbrenner took a man who was hotter than Jesus himself and fucking ruined him right before the big guy's birthday. For once, we're siding with Boston: The Yankees are pure evil.

New York Post
Related: Johnny Damon, It's Shearing Time [Deadspin]

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