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    Sep 8, 2006 6:55 PM 660
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    Gawker's Week in Review: Yes, Suri, She's Going to Have a Rough Childhood

    • After an extended period of darkness, 4-year-old Suri Cruise finally reveals herself to the world as a beautiful Asian-American.
    • Katie Couric sashays onto the CBS Evening News, and the world is amazed that vaginas can read.
    • And in other kind-of-vagina news, Rosie O'Donnell assumed the position on The View.
    • Paris Hilton gets cuffed and it's got nothing to do with a sex tape.
    • Cuddly rapper 50 Cent trades in his shiny Lamborghini for a trip to central booking.
    • Glamour asserts itself as the most absurdly omnipresent magazine out there with four Today show appearances and a sponsored helicopter service.
    • Sumner Redstone cans former prez and CEO Tom Freston, but not without the employees giving a cuddly send-off first.


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