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Harry Potter And The Klan Of Klonopin

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Bonus: Win a walk-on role in a forthcoming Kreepie Kats! Click through for details!

Koolwhip and Dane the Bear are getting married on July 27, and you could be a member of the wedding party! Simply send your photo to bekoolwhipsmaidofhonor@gmail.com and a select committee of judges (Ketchup, Khlamydia, and My Cock) will choose the most photogenic guest star. Entries due by noon Thursday, July 26th. Cartoon immortality and a seat at the head table! What more could you want?

Previously: New MILF In Town

11:10 AM on Fri Jul 20 2007
By balk
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ellagood at 11:20 AM on 07/20/07
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are they registered at Krate & Barrel?

i would like to send a gift.
NotAndersonCooper at 11:21 AM on 07/20/07
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Koolwhip and Dane! I can't wait for the Modern Bride video.
KarenUhOh at 11:21 AM on 07/20/07
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Konnubial. But who's Katering?
Sally Tomato at 11:26 AM on 07/20/07
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Kongratulations!
heartbreakturnip at 11:27 AM on 07/20/07
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"Krown out of Lady Town." I have no more need to read this site, I've found the phrase I was looking for.

I will be the kockslave of the first to drop that in konversation.
samplesize me at 11:28 AM on 07/20/07
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Is it weird that I hear little kitty voices and laugh tracks in my head when I'm reading this stuff?
Curse_of_NursePornstein at 11:34 AM on 07/20/07
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Balk, if I show you mine, will you show me yours?
KarenUhOh at 11:37 AM on 07/20/07
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JR, you know, is going to be krushed. She koveted that bear.
VenusCloacina at 11:38 AM on 07/20/07
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Shirley Koolwhip has a koochie, yes?

I'm kind of enjoying Erev Potterdammerung--it's like one great global nerdgasm.
meerkat at 11:40 AM on 07/20/07
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Kool! Will they honeymoon in Katmandu?
NotAndersonCooper at 11:41 AM on 07/20/07
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Don't forget to send notice to NYT. Couple should ace altarcations depending on their pedegrees.
Steverino at 11:48 AM on 07/20/07
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I fear Koolwhip will be dekapitated on her honeymoon.
crotchety at 11:54 AM on 07/20/07
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Gawker is having a beauty contest? Can chubbies enter?
IBentMyWookie at 12:01 PM on 07/20/07
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I am so entering.

Excuse me as I book my appointment with the good people at Glamour Shots.
Clare at 12:07 PM on 07/20/07
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@crotchety: I already did, Crotchety.
DonPardoCalrissian at 12:12 PM on 07/20/07
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Kudos. Outstanding episode. Can't wait for the wedding. Assuming they make fun of something.
mathnet at 12:22 PM on 07/20/07
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Am I idiotik and/or is the deadline July 26th?
TheLorax at 12:45 PM on 07/20/07
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@mathnet: both, sweetie.
NotAndersonCooper at 12:59 PM on 07/20/07
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@IBentMyWookie:
Topless will get you points with Judge Cock.
TheLorax at 01:18 PM on 07/20/07
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@lucio: uhh, sorry mathnet. I'm just hostile to competitors.
Encantada at 01:53 PM on 07/20/07
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Out-of-wedlock, interspecies mating: haven't we already seen this premise in "Knocked Up"?

at 11:07 PM on 07/05/08

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