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Kreepie Kats Klassik: The Roman Kandle Stuffed Up Your Pee-Hole Is Kompliments of Your Friendly Neighborhood Kreepie Kats"

behrle — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:45:51 EDT

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "Moonwalk Up to Heaven, Your 8,000 Virgins Await You, Pop Emporer!!"

behrle — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:03:47 EDT

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats—hey, Stickie's here!—as they say goodbye to Michael Jackson, who died tragically this week when his heart exploded from all that Pepsi.]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I'll Be Your Ayatollah! I Declare a Fatwa on Zoey Deschanel's perky Buttom!"

behrle — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:12:46 EDT

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats did not kare for Away We Go.]

Kreepie Kats in "Vote Ketchup Kat for An Islamotastik Iran!!"

behrle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:57 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Iranian Election Fever! Also: a cunning plan to save the Boston Globe.

Kreepie Kats in "In The Year 3000!! NBC Will Be Back in ~Third~ Place! With Hasslehoff's Dick Weeknights at 10 PM/9 Central!!"

behrle — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:45:12 EDT

Jim Behrle's kartoon kats review the new Tonight Show. They don't care for it!

Kreepie Kats in "At The Javitzz Center I Sat Down, Wept for Amerikan Book Publishing and Beat Stephen King to Death With a Kindle"

behrle — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:06:37 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats have Book Expo Fever! Now more than ever, we seek the "cheap thrills" of the printed word.

Kreepie Kats in "We Had To Leave Earlie This Holiday Weekend Cuz It's Tough to Get A Nice Room in the Tombs!!"

Pareene — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:47:54 EDT

[Jim Behrle presents Kreepie Kats Klassic! Happy Armistice Day!]

Kreepie Kats in 'I Want to do the Vulcan Mind Meld with Lt. Uhura's Boobies'

behrle — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:20:54 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The kreepie kitties of Jim Behrle's imagination went to see Star Trek this week, and the version they saw was dirty.

Kreepie Kats in "Lost Season Finale Spoilers Make Your Orgasms More Intense!!"

behrle — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:29:11 EDT

Manny is whacked out on tit juice and Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are there. But they cannot gay marry St. Francis in New York, yet.

Kreepie Kats in "We Gots the Swine Flu!! Die With Us!!"

behrle — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:54:00 EDT

Jim Berhle's adorable kittens have the dreaded PINK DEATH. Also a cogent review of Lie to Me: "Everyone's always totally lying!"

Kreepie Kats in "I've Been Killing Kraigslist Hookers for Years!! When Do I Get to be on Anderson Kooper 360??"

behrle — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:31:17 EDT

This week, Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats review "The Awl," and a pirate expresses his desire to have sexual relations with Derek Jeter.

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "The BEST Thing About the New Yankee Stadium? Komplimentary Jeter Reech-Arounds During the 7th Inning Stretch!!"

behrle — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:46:38 EDT

Hey, it's an old-timey "still" Kreepy Kats for your Spring Friday enjoyment. Don't forget to pay your internet bill, kids. Or don't, whatever.

Kreepie Kats in "You Know What Would Make That Amy Poehler Sitcom Funnier? Being Hijacked by Somali Pirates!!"

behrle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:26:03 EDT

This week, Jim Berhle's Kats focus group Parks and Recreation and mourn the tragic death of Dr. Kumar. (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

Kreepie Kows in: "I Want You in My Butt Like Mike Piazza's Steroid Needle And His Italian Sawsage!!"

behrle — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:51:42 EDT

This week, kartoonist Jim Berhle's beloved kows joke about G20 and miss George Bush. Plus: kats!

Kreepie Kats in "When Dave Eggers Wins an Oskar Will You Blow Your Brains Out Ironikally or Will You Just Blow Your Brains Out??"

Pareene — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:58:12 EDT

This week Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats tackle the tough issues: life, Lost, and clown rape.

Kreepie Kats Triple X: "I've Got a Bonus Check _In My Pants_ and I Want Juliet from "Lost" to Get It Back"

Pareene — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:01:01 EDT

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are NSFW, today! So NSFW that, uh, Photobucket did not approve, of some of it.

Kreepie Kats in "Jon Stewart Versus Jim Cramer is Like Watching Megatron Molest Elmo!!"

behrle — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:22:49 EDT

[The Kreepie Kats and their Kreepie Friends watched the Jon Stewart Where-is-the-Money special! And they loved it!]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "In Two Weeks The Only Guest That Will Want to Book An Appearance on Late Nite With Jimmy Fallon Will Be Herpes"

Pareene — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST

In which Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats review Watchmen and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

Kreepie Kats in "I'd Rather Have the Jaws of Life Rip My Rectum to Shreds Than Ever Hear Bobby Jindal Speak Again!!"

Pareene — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:48:12 EST

Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats present a message from the 37-year-old robotic overlord of Louisiana! Enjoy!

Kreepie Kats' Guide to The Great Depression 2.0

behrle — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:28:45 EST

[Jim Behrle and his kartoon kats peer into the distant future of late 2009. Frightening!]

Kreepie Kats in "I Have an Erektion"

Pareene — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:59:40 EST

[Happy Valentine's Day from Jim Berhle's kartoon kittens. And Joaquin Phoenix!]

Kreepie Kats in "These Days Are Darker Than Mikkael Phelps' Bong Water—Someone Better Turn on Dakota Fanning's Headlights"

Pareene — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:38:04 EST

Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties discuss the merits of change and the stimulus package. It's pretty much like The Wall Street Journal Editoral Report, but with fewer rape jokes.

Kreepie Kats in "I Hereby Nominate Kirsten Gillibrand to Fill the Senatorial Vacancy in My Pine Scented Underpants"

Pareene — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:19 EST

This week, Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats say some positively rude things about New York's new Senator, Mrs. Gillybrand or whatever.

Horatio the Unicorn in "In the Unlikely Event of a Water Landing Simply Inflate Kate Winslet's Golden Globes By Blowing Into her Strawberry-Flavored Nipples!!"

Pareene — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:11:42 EST

With the Kreepie Kats on their way to DC for the Big Obama Circle Jerk, we turn our eyes to Horatio the Unicorn and his trusty buddy Meatball the Bunny in their first poorly-animated featurette.

All the crappy low-fi late Friday nite good times, 85% less kats.

Kreepie Kats '09 in "The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear a Pussy-Flavored Kondom Just to Check My Gmail"

behrle — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:21:04 EST

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats are enjoying all the wonderful promise of this glorious hopeful new year. Also: Gawker sucks and "snark" is dead!]

Kreepie Kats in: "The Riot Don't Stop 'Til Bob Kerrey is a Shivering Puddle of Wizz!!"

behrle — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:14:12 EST

[The Kats are cranky this week as they watch a college riot involving the word "provost." Also, Jim Behrle's season's greetings.]

Kreepie Kats Klassik

behrle — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:57:11 EST

"If I Kan't Get a *BOUND* Galley of Emily Gould's Ahem MANUSCRIPT Under My Tree Then There IS NO Santa Klaus, Virginia!!"
[Oh, hello, here is Jim Behrle's weekly insidery cartoon about foul-mouthed cats. Enjoy!]

Kreepie Kats in "How to Save the Publishing Industry!!"

behrle — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:30:00 EST

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kats will save publishing from itself, or from you, or something. It is kind of a final solution, to the problem of books. Also: hot author photos! Klick thru!]

Kreepie Kats in "This Year I'm Thankful for CNBC's Margaret Brennan and the Tiny Boners I Get When She Tells Me The World is Out of Money"

behrle — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:00:00 EST

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats try to save the holidays from ugly consumption now that no one can afford to buy anything.]

Kreepie Kats in "We've All Been Named Special Assistants to the Undersecretary of the Department of Fucking Your Mom"

behrle — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:54:15 EST

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have been reading The Economist lately, and it has made them sad. Luckily: there are pirates!! Everyone loves pirates!! Klick thru for high seas adventure!]

Kreepie Kats Present: 'How To Save Print Media'

behrle — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:30:00 EST

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties go all Romenesko today with ideas to save their dinosaur friends at magazines and newspapers! Is kokaine the answer? Rotating dildoes? Klick thru and watch for the love of Thomas Friedman.]

Kreepie Kats Repeel Prop 8 in "When Ironie Dies It Sounds Like an Unlubricated Cherry Vibrator Opening the Ass Tabernacle of an Altar Boy"

behrle — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:10:27 EST

[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kitties are befuddled. What to do in a world where we are slightly less racist than we thought? There are new rules against being a negative asshole, apparently. IS THIS THE END OF KREEPIE KATS? Click through and find out!]

Kreepie Kats Kreep-o-mercial: "Bear/Butt '08: For the Change You Need Up Your Ass"

behrle — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:59:29 EDT

[Hey, Kreepie Kat fans! Today we have a special message from Barry Obama, on behalf of two very kreepie kandidates. We are the kats we've been waiting for!]

Kreepie Kats v. Kandie-dates in "In A World Without Republikans Will Starbucks Start $elling Blowjobs??"

behrle — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:30:00 EDT

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties ask Barry Obama how, exactly, he plans on blowing this thing. Then Khlamydia shares a warm and special moment moment with John McCain and Sarah Palin. Click through and enjoy.]

Kreepie Kats Pal Around in "For the 'Health' of the Mother—AWW YEAH!!"

behrle — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:42:40 EDT

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats can't wait until John McCain is the elected ruler of Alternate Reality Earth! In the Maverick World, no plumber will ever be taxed, regardless of whether he is a plumber, and we will all be plumbers, at heart. Klick thru for kartoon fun!]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I Don't Kare If He Is a Treasonous Terrorist!! Throw His Huge Throbbing Economic Plan Inside Me!!"

behrle — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:10:11 EDT

[Yay! It's an olde-timey Kreepie Kats Komic Strip! Today, Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats konsole Senator McCain on his being a mean old prick]

Kreepie Kats Kould Kare less in "Someone please totally assassinate fred armisen's impression of barack obama with an mx missile filled with ebola monkeys!!"

behrle — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:03:40 EDT

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats support Sarah Palin drilling through polar bears for angel oil! Klick thru and watch now!]

Kreepie Kats in 3D In: "If Amerika Wasn't Still Ridiculously Racist, Obama Would be Up By 80 Points!!"

behrle — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:49:43 EDT

[Put on your 3D goggles, kids—Jim Behrle's lovable kartoon kats are here to usher in the new American Apokalypse. Klick thru for the only bailout plan we can all get behind.]

Kreepie Kats Kill Themselves in "I Hope Bill O'Reilly Dies Alone in the Dark Trunk of a Hybrid Choking on a Kolossal Wad of Sarah Palin's Unruly Pubes!!"

behrle — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:15:34 EDT

[This week, Jim Behrle's lovable Kreepie Kats put the "cesspool" in "cesspool blog"! Basically if you value taste and decency you should not click through. Which leaves NONE OF YOU.]

Kreepie Kats Throw Up Their Hands and Surrender in "You Kan Put Lipstick On a Pig, But You Kan't Kover Up the Fact that 99% of Amerikans are Stupid Assholes Who Deserve the Dopey Misguided Short-Sighted Dipshit Leaders They 'Elekt'"

behrle — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:55:34 EDT

[Jim Behrle's kartoon kats are totally sexist elitist coastal media types. Also, Islamic extremists? ADORABLE. Click through and see.]