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Kreepie Kats in: "NO ONE in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"

behrle — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:15:02 EST

Jim Berhle's cartoon kitties face a bleak Oprah-less future where the only thing left on TV is European soccer and trailers for sexless vampire movies.

Kreepie Kats in "Mayor Bloomberg Kan Sukk 51% of My Pimpled Ass! And Jeter Kan Give Herpes to the Other 70% Of IT!!!"

Pareene — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:47:08 EST

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats got a tripod! And the Yankees are winners! As is Mayor Bloomberg! Don't buy your loved ones Kreepie Kat hoodies for the holidays.

Kreepie Kats in: "Yankees Suck! And So Does 'Enchantress of Florence'! and 'The Ground Beneath Her Feet!!''"

behrle — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:41:48 EDT

Jim Behrle's cartoon kitties are all in jail, so please enjoy Andy Rooney's thoughts on Salman Rushdie.

Where the Wild Things Fart!!

behrle — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:38:09 EDT

Save Yourself and those you love 2 hours and $12.50 apiece by watching Klonopin Kat's exclusive director's kut of Where the Wild Things Are!

Distilled into 2 minutes and kompletely Eggers-free, Where the Wild Things Fart has 100% less Karen O music and isn't like the most breathlessly important movie of like ever.

And there is juicy farting.

Kreepie Kats in: "Demokracy is an Illusion!! Like Olivia Wilde's Knockers!!"

behrle — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

It's The Jay Leno Program! With Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kreepie Kats! Plus: The Kats weigh in on Obama's Nobel Prize.

Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"

behrle — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:32:45 EDT

This week: an incredibly NSFW visit from Tucker Max!

Remember: NSFW means "not safe for work," kids! So enjoy your weekend!

Kreepie Kats in "Open Mike at the UN!! Let's Vagina Monologue It Up!!"

behrle — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:48:47 EDT

The Kreepie Kats present the entirety of Moammar Kadafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speeches before the UN.

And, for your Friday amusement, the debut of the hit single "Aloof?" by Stewart featuring the guy from Kreepie Kats

Kreepie Kats in: "Keep Fucking That Chicken (I Get a Huge Erektion Everytime Ernie Anastas Komes on My TV)"

behrle — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:09:07 EDT

If "Keep Fucking that Chicken" is the new "Don't Taze Me Bro" then this song is the new Bedroom Theme to Top Gun. Please enjoy stickers on popsicle sticks dancing in their own semen.

Kreepie Kats: "The Next Republican Rebuttal Should Be Delivered by Ann Coulter's Shaved Schnazz"

behrle — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:23:32 EDT

The Kreepie Kats are celebrating 9/11! Barack Obama is celebrating by shoving his health care plan down your throat.

Kreepie Kats in "Fuck Brian Williams! Let's Get Some NBC NIGHTLY NEWS with Halle Berry Up in HERE!"

behrle — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

[The Kreepie Kats are unlike other Kats. But they are excited for Labor Day Weekend. They have plans. Plans for your mom.]

Kreepie Kats in "We Made a Bong Out of Teddy Kennedy's Skull But We Just Kouldn't Get the Vermouth Smell Out of It"

behrle — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:53:12 EDT

Kreepie Kats raise an issue: is a video comic strip that speaks ill of the recently deceased any less offensive if it's also really blurry? Plus: Ted Kennedy may be in hell, but not for the reason you might think.

Kreepie Kats in: "The Only Thing I Do Phaster Than Usain Bolt Is Kum In My Pants"

behrle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:13:14 EDT

The Kreepie Kats have an emotional and educational Town Hall experience, which prompts them to reflect on how they prefer to die (gay and high, or miserable and alone). Klick through for video.

If you're still at work, you'll want headphones.

Krepie Kats in: "Kentucky Fried Fallopian Tubes Wrestle You to the Ground Until You Promise to Watch "Glee" This Fall!!"

behrle — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:30:41 EDT

[The Kreepie Kats are not happy about Victoria Beckham or the new Melrose Place. But being gay is cool!]

Kreepie Kats in Skreeming Manilla: "My Summer Blockbuster? 90 Minutes of a Still Shot of My Head Lying in Maggie Gyllenhaal's Lap!!"

behrle — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:59:12 EDT

The Kreepie Kats miss Ben Silverman, Twitter, and John Hughes. And Frasier. After the jump: the Kreepie Kats Summer Blockbuster Red Band Teaser Trailer #1! Forward it to all your friends!

Kreepie Kats TV: The Pilot

behrle — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:13:29 EDT

Jim Behrle's kartoon kats present episode one of their new television show! Featuring Jeff Goldblum, Thomas Pynchon reading from his novel INHERENT VICE and a peek at Emily Deschanel's underpants.

Give me 500 More Days of Summer (and a Peak at Zooey Deschannel's Underpants)

Richard Lawson — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:22:00 EDT

In this Kreep Kats Klassik the Kats discuss the nature of weather, Brian Williams, and Barack Obama's suspicious birth.

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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "You are Konfirmed to Sit on The Supreme Kourt of My Weiner"

behlre — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:10:16 EDT

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats investigate Sonia Sotomayor's judicial temperament. Klick to enlarge!]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: The Roman Kandle Stuffed Up Your Pee-Hole Is Kompliments of Your Friendly Neighborhood Kreepie Kats"

behrle — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:45:51 EDT

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "Moonwalk Up to Heaven, Your 8,000 Virgins Await You, Pop Emporer!!"

behrle — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:03:47 EDT

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats—hey, Stickie's here!—as they say goodbye to Michael Jackson, who died tragically this week when his heart exploded from all that Pepsi.]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I'll Be Your Ayatollah! I Declare a Fatwa on Zoey Deschanel's perky Buttom!"

behrle — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:12:46 EDT

[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats did not kare for Away We Go.]

Kreepie Kats in "Vote Ketchup Kat for An Islamotastik Iran!!"

behrle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:29:57 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Iranian Election Fever! Also: a cunning plan to save the Boston Globe.

Kreepie Kats in "In The Year 3000!! NBC Will Be Back in ~Third~ Place! With Hasslehoff's Dick Weeknights at 10 PM/9 Central!!"

behrle — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:45:12 EDT

Jim Behrle's kartoon kats review the new Tonight Show. They don't care for it!

Kreepie Kats in "At The Javitzz Center I Sat Down, Wept for Amerikan Book Publishing and Beat Stephen King to Death With a Kindle"

behrle — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:06:37 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats have Book Expo Fever! Now more than ever, we seek the "cheap thrills" of the printed word.

Kreepie Kats in "We Had To Leave Earlie This Holiday Weekend Cuz It's Tough to Get A Nice Room in the Tombs!!"

Pareene — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:47:54 EDT

[Jim Behrle presents Kreepie Kats Klassic! Happy Armistice Day!]

Kreepie Kats in 'I Want to do the Vulcan Mind Meld with Lt. Uhura's Boobies'

behrle — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:20:54 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The kreepie kitties of Jim Behrle's imagination went to see Star Trek this week, and the version they saw was dirty.

Kreepie Kats in "Lost Season Finale Spoilers Make Your Orgasms More Intense!!"

behrle — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:29:11 EDT

Manny is whacked out on tit juice and Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are there. But they cannot gay marry St. Francis in New York, yet.

Kreepie Kats in "We Gots the Swine Flu!! Die With Us!!"

behrle — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:54:00 EDT

Jim Berhle's adorable kittens have the dreaded PINK DEATH. Also a cogent review of Lie to Me: "Everyone's always totally lying!"

Kreepie Kats in "I've Been Killing Kraigslist Hookers for Years!! When Do I Get to be on Anderson Kooper 360??"

behrle — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:31:17 EDT

This week, Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats review "The Awl," and a pirate expresses his desire to have sexual relations with Derek Jeter.

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "The BEST Thing About the New Yankee Stadium? Komplimentary Jeter Reech-Arounds During the 7th Inning Stretch!!"

behrle — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:46:38 EDT

Hey, it's an old-timey "still" Kreepy Kats for your Spring Friday enjoyment. Don't forget to pay your internet bill, kids. Or don't, whatever.

Kreepie Kats in "You Know What Would Make That Amy Poehler Sitcom Funnier? Being Hijacked by Somali Pirates!!"

behrle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:26:03 EDT

This week, Jim Berhle's Kats focus group Parks and Recreation and mourn the tragic death of Dr. Kumar. (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

Kreepie Kows in: "I Want You in My Butt Like Mike Piazza's Steroid Needle And His Italian Sawsage!!"

behrle — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:51:42 EDT

This week, kartoonist Jim Berhle's beloved kows joke about G20 and miss George Bush. Plus: kats!

Kreepie Kats in "When Dave Eggers Wins an Oskar Will You Blow Your Brains Out Ironikally or Will You Just Blow Your Brains Out??"

Pareene — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:58:12 EDT

This week Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats tackle the tough issues: life, Lost, and clown rape.

Kreepie Kats Triple X: "I've Got a Bonus Check _In My Pants_ and I Want Juliet from "Lost" to Get It Back"

Pareene — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:01:01 EDT

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are NSFW, today! So NSFW that, uh, Photobucket did not approve, of some of it.

Kreepie Kats in "Jon Stewart Versus Jim Cramer is Like Watching Megatron Molest Elmo!!"

behrle — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:22:49 EDT

[The Kreepie Kats and their Kreepie Friends watched the Jon Stewart Where-is-the-Money special! And they loved it!]

Kreepie Kats Klassik: "In Two Weeks The Only Guest That Will Want to Book An Appearance on Late Nite With Jimmy Fallon Will Be Herpes"

Pareene — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST

In which Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats review Watchmen and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

Kreepie Kats in "I'd Rather Have the Jaws of Life Rip My Rectum to Shreds Than Ever Hear Bobby Jindal Speak Again!!"

Pareene — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:48:12 EST

Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats present a message from the 37-year-old robotic overlord of Louisiana! Enjoy!

Kreepie Kats' Guide to The Great Depression 2.0

behrle — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:28:45 EST

[Jim Behrle and his kartoon kats peer into the distant future of late 2009. Frightening!]

Kreepie Kats in "I Have an Erektion"

Pareene — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:59:40 EST

[Happy Valentine's Day from Jim Berhle's kartoon kittens. And Joaquin Phoenix!]

Kreepie Kats in "These Days Are Darker Than Mikkael Phelps' Bong Water—Someone Better Turn on Dakota Fanning's Headlights"

Pareene — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:38:04 EST

Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties discuss the merits of change and the stimulus package. It's pretty much like The Wall Street Journal Editoral Report, but with fewer rape jokes.

Kreepie Kats in "I Hereby Nominate Kirsten Gillibrand to Fill the Senatorial Vacancy in My Pine Scented Underpants"

Pareene — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:19 EST

This week, Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats say some positively rude things about New York's new Senator, Mrs. Gillybrand or whatever.