Moby, the human semicolon, has found a buyer for his four-floored five-terraced penthouse in the El Dorado. But good news for Moby does not good news for New Yorkers make. He's already said he wants to move back downtown—and with $7.5 million padding his Prana-pant pockets, he has a virtual run on the neighborhood. Also, what sort of crystal-toting gypsy is the buyer of his old place going to have to hire to rid it of the Moby mojo? Maybe Mica de Jesus has finally found her vocation.

Moby Finally Finds a Buyer for Upper West Side Penthouse [NYM]

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