Because NBC always loves a raspy-voiced teen trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan had her third hosting gig on this weekend's predictably unfunny Saturday Night Live. For a skit in which the characters were supposed to gorge themselves on a chocolate dessert, Lohan at least had the opportunity to demonstrate her theatrical chops: She made motions as if she were eating, but then not-so-subtly let the food drop from her mouth, lest a single calorie touch the upper regions of her esophagus. Strasberg would be proud.

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