From yesterday's New York Times Business "Suits" column:

Like many busy Americans, Martha Stewart has a to-do list. But unlike the mundane chores filling most people's lists — pick up dry cleaning and pay the bills come to mind — the goals stuffing Martha's list reflect big plans. They include, but are not limited to, designing a "large car," because she's never done it, she told Life magazine in a cover story that hit newsstands on Friday...
Ms. Stewart also says in the interview that she still doesn't understand why she went to jail. "Ultimately, I don't know why I was accused," Life quotes her as saying. She may want to consider adding "read books on securities law" to that to-do list.

Hahaha, totally! Other book topics that should be on her reading list: "Having a vagina," and "Being a widely-hated figure who makes an easy target for publicity-hungry prosecutors who would never bring charges against better-known figures that commit far greater crimes."

Is That a Bouquet Inside That Buick? [NYT]

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