As part of this week's anti-service journalism work, we're providing a handy print, sign, 'n' save Meatpacking District Avoidance Pledge for you and all your friends. We're hoping that most of you instinctively abide by this pledge anyway, perhaps even more religiously than the terms we describe. Nevertheless, it's good, positively negative reinforcement for those who are still on the fence, unsure of just how bad it really is down there, or without a brain in their heads. After the jump, examine and enjoy.

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